Saturday, December 28, 2013

How To Make A Five Minute Mug Brownie (Eggless)

Chocolate, eggless, brownie, five minutes. Do I really need to say anymore?

Okay here's how we go about this.

4 Tablespoons flour

4 Tablespoons Sugar
2 Tablespoons Cocoa powder
2 Tablespoons Vegetable oil
4 Tablespoons Milk
1 dash of salt (Not like you have the time, but still)
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract (" ")


Step 1: Mixing

Add the sugar, flour, cocoa and salt to the mug and mix. Then add the oil and milk and mix till the dry and the wet ingredients have mixed together. Avoid clumps.

Step 2: Microwaving

Microwave on high for about a minute. To be honest, the time depends on your microwave. To know when to take it out: The brownie should still be wet in the center when done.

Step 3: Hogging time

FINITO. Now you can either cool it and then eat it in a civilized manner OR you can be like me and scarf it down while it's still burning. I recommend a dash of ice cream on top. 

TIP: After the microwaving I usually take the center out and fill it up with chocolate syrup and let it cool. This gives it a more chocolatey flavor. (obviously a bonus!)

Enjoy your brownie and please do let me know how it turns out. :) 


Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Christmas Day

Okay. Two christmas-y posts in one day?! Seems a little over-the-top but it's all cool!
So today I woke up later than everyone else to see that they opened their gifts from me. They actually like 'em (thank god) and then I opened my gifts. "Ah such a surprise. I had no idea I was getting this when I ordered it online. Yaay. -_-"
Then I skyped with Dad for a while. I took a shower, put on a dress, ate brunch and watched movies. The driver came at around 1 and we went to pick up my sister on the way to my cousin's place. We ended up waiting half an hour for her because she was at her teacher's house to give him cake and presents. After an eternity in traffic we got there. We exchanged gifts and then headed out for pizza. While walking into Pizza Hut I saw my Mechanical Workshop lecturer, weird.  I also met up with some people I know from high school; they happened to be there. Just my luck. -_- 
Then we somehow got movie tickets for Dhoom 3. Now, the reviews I heard about the movie were absolutely terrible so I wasn't expecting much when I went in. The movie wasn't actually that bad and the stunts were kind of cool. The ending sort of sucked for a three-hour movie. 
La di da, boring stuff happened. I got in my car and came home. Blah.
Merry Christmas again! Hope you had a great one! :)


Merry Christmas

I don't have the Christmas Spirit this year. I basically know what I am getting anyway and I've replaced the Christmas Jingles with EDM. Santa baby, I don't want anything this time. I've gifted myself with a Bob Marley Tee this year. So thanks? It's freezing and I'm all wrapped up in my favorite blanket. The Christmas tree's lights tint the living room in red, green and blue. The presents underneath it are in different colors topped with pretty little bows. I have one measly day of holidays; tomorrow, and the only thing I can think about is writing my computer programming observation. Just another day in the life of Vishnu. I'm way to darn sleepy to be blogging right now and if I continue to try it's going to start looking like a 3-year old took over. So good bye my lovelies!!
Hope you have the most amazing Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Holidays!! I hope you and your family have a great time! Stay safe! :)


Christmas Eve

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, just the click of my mouse.
The stockings weren't hung because there's no chimney.

In hope that St. Nicholas would get in somehow.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds

When visions of Ipods danced in their heads;.....

Saturday, December 21, 2013


I'm the type the girl that turns the music up loud and jumps around even though I can't dance. I'll sing along even though I'm tone deaf. I know how to have fun in my own little way. I don't need to down a few to be happy. You think I'm crazy, but that's not fair. I have my own way of fighting the monsters inside of me. Hey Mr. I've-got-it-all-figured-out! Oh you have all the problems in the world and the only way to drown it out is to get drunk? Cool, have fun. But don't you dare say that I'm not enjoying my life! I'm fine with what I've got so stop judging me.

On second thought. Let's get drunk together. You on your chemical poison and me on the lies I tell myself everyday. It's all going to be okay, I'm going to be okay.

 We'll sing along to every dumb song that plays. If you get up and ask me to dance, I'd say nah, I don't dance. But you better pull me onto my feet and force me to jump around like a fool. Why don't people know when to force me and when to not. Do you have what it takes to make me forget my two left feet?

I don't know what it feels like to smoke weed. But I've heard it's like another dimension. One puff, two puff, eleventy-seven. A'ight.
Whether it's getting high or drunk they always say it's the way they find the meaning of life. But what exactly is life? I don't want the easy way out mah man. Google says it's some crap about animals, plants and death. They say it's about getting drunk. I say y'all are stupid.

Life is what you make it. Whether it's the drug or the cure. I don't  give a shit about your dope. No matter what, you're going to mess it up but the good part is you get to choose how to mess it up. Live however you want to.

As far as I can tell, you don't need to drink to get drunk. You need to live to be young.

Saturday, December 14, 2013


I want someone to turn the music up and sing stupid songs with me. Someone that doesn't mind hearing my crappy voice and taking interest in the stupidest little tidbits of my life. I'm not normal but who is? Show me one absolutely perfect person?! You can't. Driving home in the rain, eating ice cream and planning out the future even though we know nothing about it.  A bunch of girly poses and poorly-timed photographs. Someone to hug me and make me feel all warm inside 'cause we all need reassurance. Nothing feels right. I can't help feeling like everything is about to go terribly wrong.  Somebody, anybody. Please. I need you person, wherever you are. I need a friend. I need you. I really do.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Blog Analyzer

So I found this website that analyzes blogs and what type of individual you are according to it. Here's what I got!

The author of is of the type ESFP.

The entertaining and friendly type. They are especially attuned to pleasure and beauty and like to fill their surroundings with soft beautiful textiles, bright colors and sweet smells. They live in the present moment and don´t like to plan ahead - they are always in risk of exhausting themselves. ESFPs love being around people and having new experiences. Living in the here-and-now, they often do not think about long term effects or the consequences of their actions. 

ESFPs live in the moment, experiencing life to the fullest. They enjoy people, as well as material comforts. Rarely allowing conventions to interfere with their lives, they find creative ways to meet human needs. Active types, they find pleasure in new experiences. 

The enjoy work that makes them able to help other people in a concrete and visible way. They tend to avoid conflicts and rarely initiate confrontation - qualities that can make it hard for them in management positions. ESFPs are excellent team players, focused on completing the task at hand with maximum fun and minimum discord. 

Common satisfying careers: Artist, Performer, Actors, Teacher, Social Worker, Nurse, Event Coordinator, Chef, Fashion Designer, Jeweler, Retail Manager, Recreation Worker and Interior decorator. 

Notable ESFJs: John. F. Kennedy, Richard Branson, Hugh Hefner, Deepak Chopra, Paulo Coelho, Quentin Tarantino, Mel Gibson, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, Jamie Oliver, Robbie Williams, Dan Brown and Chewbacca.

Sunday, December 1, 2013


Today is a special day! It's my best friend's birthday; Safdar. He's the most amazing person I've ever met and the only one whom I trust completely. He's as fair as snow white and damn tall. I met this idiot exactly four years ago. Back then I saw him as a weirdo who'd always be speaking gibberish and mumbling something in Hindi. I could never make out what he was saying and it took forever to make sense of it. Our conversations usually involved someone explaining something and then at the end the receiver laughs and says, "I have no clue what you just said". After all this time I've learned to speak the "Safdar" language.
I'm physically incapable of typing any more because I'm so damn sleepy so you'll have to pardon me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZLATTAN! Have an amazing day and give me a party later. Love you bestie. :)
Hope you like the gift.