1. Do not use super glue to stick ends of cloth together. You may end up stuck to the cloth instead.
2. Do not overestimate the ability of stitch glue.
3. Do not assume the material will be enough.
4. Do not poke your finger with a needle. You don't know how to sew.
5. Do not turn your mother's help down if she's willing to sew.
6. Do not use a 20 year old ancient-looking sewing machine. If it breaks, your Grandmother will most definitely yell at you.
7. Do not look at awesomely-fantabulous pillow designs on Pinterest. Your morale is low enough as it is, this won't help.
8. Do not have hopes on creating an adventure time themed pillow. You have no skills.
9. Do not think the cotton you used to stuff is enough. It never is and you'll end up with a snake pillow that looks like it's just been beaten to death.
10. Do not forget to draw a rough line before cutting. You can't cut in straight lines and you know it.
11. Do not watch YouTube instructional videos done by old ladies. They're too boring.
If it looks like this, then you should just give up. There's really no hope for you. Just go out and buy a pillow, you idiot.
2. Do not overestimate the ability of stitch glue.
3. Do not assume the material will be enough.
4. Do not poke your finger with a needle. You don't know how to sew.
5. Do not turn your mother's help down if she's willing to sew.
6. Do not use a 20 year old ancient-looking sewing machine. If it breaks, your Grandmother will most definitely yell at you.
7. Do not look at awesomely-fantabulous pillow designs on Pinterest. Your morale is low enough as it is, this won't help.
8. Do not have hopes on creating an adventure time themed pillow. You have no skills.
9. Do not think the cotton you used to stuff is enough. It never is and you'll end up with a snake pillow that looks like it's just been beaten to death.
10. Do not forget to draw a rough line before cutting. You can't cut in straight lines and you know it.
11. Do not watch YouTube instructional videos done by old ladies. They're too boring.
If it looks like this, then you should just give up. There's really no hope for you. Just go out and buy a pillow, you idiot.
Yes, this was the result.
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