1. I can only wink with my right eye.
2. I'm a terrible dancer.
3. I'm a terrible singer.
4. I have a small scar on the outer part of my eye; just next to the bottom lid.
5. I fell off of my couch and fractured my ankle.
6. I fractured both my ankles two years consecutively. (First the right, then the left)
7. My first phone was a gift from an Auntie. My sister broke the screen with a hairbrush a couple months afterwards. (It was an accident)
8. I didn't know who Beyonce was until I had to a music project about her in the 6th grade.
9. I was completely disinterested in music until I was 13.
10. The first YouTube video I ever saw was a cover of the 'Numa Numa' song by some guy.
11. The first anime I ever watched (putting aside the one's that were on television) was Naruto.
12. The name Vishnu was added onto my name only after my sister was born.
13. As a kid, I figured the L on the Ash Ketchum's League Expo hat had a secret meaning. Like the Illuminati.
14. I didn't understand the Harry Potter movies until about 3 years ago.
15. I have this theory that I'm the only one in my city who doesn't like Biryani.
16. I have never been on an actual roller coaster. (Does that ship ride actually count as a roller coaster? The one that swings back and forth really fast)
17. I have never been to Disneyland or Six Flags.
18. I have visited New York a bunch of times but never went to the Empire State Building.
19. I used to ride my bicycle in this field a couple of blocks away from my house in Pennsylvania. It was a restricted area and I definitely shouldn't have been there. I used to see this 20-something year old guy do awesome bike stunts. One day, some guy saw me and started yelling that I shouldn't be there. I got the hell out of there. Never went back. The old guy that yelled at me was kind of scary.
20. When I was 9 I wanted to be a librarian. When I was 10, one of my friends found a hundred-dollar bill in the library. I made up my mind that libraries always have money hidden away. Like treasure. So I decided I'd become a librarian and search for cash in libraries.
21. I was lactose-intolerant until I was 6.
22. When I was in the sixth grade, I came up with a scheme to get goodies. We used to get paper money from the teachers as rewards- for getting questions right, being quiet, not forgetting homework, doing well on tests, etc. At the end of each month, we could gather up the paper cash and trade it for goodies that the teacher kept in her cabinet.
I made my dad buy me a couple of bags of Jolly Ranchers and started offering my classmates the candy in turn for the paper money. I ended up making a lot. Before I could spend it, the teacher found out what I was doing. I got in trouble.
23. I'm possibly the only one who doesn't get why Breaking Bad is so popular. But Pinkman is awesome.
24. Some of the many reasons I don't like makeup:
2. I'm a terrible dancer.
3. I'm a terrible singer.
4. I have a small scar on the outer part of my eye; just next to the bottom lid.
5. I fell off of my couch and fractured my ankle.
6. I fractured both my ankles two years consecutively. (First the right, then the left)
7. My first phone was a gift from an Auntie. My sister broke the screen with a hairbrush a couple months afterwards. (It was an accident)
8. I didn't know who Beyonce was until I had to a music project about her in the 6th grade.
9. I was completely disinterested in music until I was 13.
10. The first YouTube video I ever saw was a cover of the 'Numa Numa' song by some guy.
11. The first anime I ever watched (putting aside the one's that were on television) was Naruto.
12. The name Vishnu was added onto my name only after my sister was born.
13. As a kid, I figured the L on the Ash Ketchum's League Expo hat had a secret meaning. Like the Illuminati.
14. I didn't understand the Harry Potter movies until about 3 years ago.
15. I have this theory that I'm the only one in my city who doesn't like Biryani.
16. I have never been on an actual roller coaster. (Does that ship ride actually count as a roller coaster? The one that swings back and forth really fast)
17. I have never been to Disneyland or Six Flags.
18. I have visited New York a bunch of times but never went to the Empire State Building.
19. I used to ride my bicycle in this field a couple of blocks away from my house in Pennsylvania. It was a restricted area and I definitely shouldn't have been there. I used to see this 20-something year old guy do awesome bike stunts. One day, some guy saw me and started yelling that I shouldn't be there. I got the hell out of there. Never went back. The old guy that yelled at me was kind of scary.
20. When I was 9 I wanted to be a librarian. When I was 10, one of my friends found a hundred-dollar bill in the library. I made up my mind that libraries always have money hidden away. Like treasure. So I decided I'd become a librarian and search for cash in libraries.
21. I was lactose-intolerant until I was 6.
22. When I was in the sixth grade, I came up with a scheme to get goodies. We used to get paper money from the teachers as rewards- for getting questions right, being quiet, not forgetting homework, doing well on tests, etc. At the end of each month, we could gather up the paper cash and trade it for goodies that the teacher kept in her cabinet.
I made my dad buy me a couple of bags of Jolly Ranchers and started offering my classmates the candy in turn for the paper money. I ended up making a lot. Before I could spend it, the teacher found out what I was doing. I got in trouble.
23. I'm possibly the only one who doesn't get why Breaking Bad is so popular. But Pinkman is awesome.
24. Some of the many reasons I don't like makeup:
- I believe in natural beauty.
- I don't know anything about makeup.
- I can't apply makeup for my life. Like seriously. Lip gloss is all I can do.
- I don't understand the point of it. Other than looking 'pretty'
25. I've never done drugs. Never going to either.
26. I haven't bought sneakers in over 4 years.
27. I do believe in magic, miracles and destiny.
28. My little sister is taller than me.
29. I used to play the flute, bells, keyboard.
30. I'm scared of the dark.
31. When I was 9, my Dad left me in the car to go grab something from the house. He told me not to touch anything. I shifted the gears in the car and it went and hit a cement block in front. I somehow managed to put the handbrake down and acted like nothing happened. He doesn't know about it till date.
32. Until the age of 11, I would enter and exit the car through the windows. That is, whenever my parents weren't watching.
33. When I was in 8th grade, this boy called Mike decided to tease me by telling me that he liked me. He would just pop up out of nowhere during free periods in homeroom and say stuff like, 'Vishnu, you're so pretty. I really like you' and started dancing around the class. One time, he came up from behind me and started sniffing my hair (joke) and said, 'You smell so nice'. I freaked out and literally jumped 4 feet into air and bolted across the room. When I told the teacher who was sitting barely a couple of meters away, she doesn't even think it's a big deal. I didn't know how to approach the situation so I freaked every time he came near me. Now that I think about it, my reactions were pretty damn funny. Mike is a cool kid. :)
34. In the 8th grade, my dad would make me finish maths lessons at home before the teacher even started them at school so I knew everything beforehand. That's why I didn't pay much attention in math class. We would be handed worksheets in the beginning of the class before she started the lesson and expected to have it filled out in the last couple of minutes or for homework. I'd spend the first couple of minutes finishing the worksheet and sitting idly in class. The guy and girl sitting on either side of me noticed that I'd been doing this. One day, the guy asked me to explain something because he couldn't understand what the teacher was saying. I explained it to the guy and girl easily and they totally understood it. The guy then proceeds to openly diss the teacher saying, "We couldn't understand anything you were saying. Vishnu explains it better." It was awkward.
35. I was seven years old when I went through my first car wash.
36. I have braces.
37. I dislike people who harshly insult their family.
38. During one of my first Lacrosse games, it started drizzling- leading the grass to get all muddy and slippery. After a sudden clash with another player from the other team, I ended up on my back in the grass with her tripping over my face with her cleats. Thank god for head gear.
39. When I was younger, I would act like I knew how to swim to please my mother during the long hours at the pool. Hoping that way, she'd let me stay in longer to practice strokes.
40. On several occasions when I've lived in U.S.A, I've put the stopper in the bathtub, left the water running and forgot. Leading the whole tub to fill up then the bathroom to be flooded and often the water would leak into the hallway and most of the house on that floor. It takes a lot more than a blow dryer for all that water to evaporate. -_-
41. From elementary school, through middle school, I was scared to be alone during the time that my mom dropped me off from school to go pick up my sister. As soon as the door shut, I would run to hide under some table or near a couch and would only jump back onto the couch as if I hadn't moved when I heard the locks on the door clicking open.
35. I was seven years old when I went through my first car wash.
36. I have braces.
37. I dislike people who harshly insult their family.
38. During one of my first Lacrosse games, it started drizzling- leading the grass to get all muddy and slippery. After a sudden clash with another player from the other team, I ended up on my back in the grass with her tripping over my face with her cleats. Thank god for head gear.
39. When I was younger, I would act like I knew how to swim to please my mother during the long hours at the pool. Hoping that way, she'd let me stay in longer to practice strokes.
40. On several occasions when I've lived in U.S.A, I've put the stopper in the bathtub, left the water running and forgot. Leading the whole tub to fill up then the bathroom to be flooded and often the water would leak into the hallway and most of the house on that floor. It takes a lot more than a blow dryer for all that water to evaporate. -_-
41. From elementary school, through middle school, I was scared to be alone during the time that my mom dropped me off from school to go pick up my sister. As soon as the door shut, I would run to hide under some table or near a couch and would only jump back onto the couch as if I hadn't moved when I heard the locks on the door clicking open.
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